Last year Nick the Farmer passed through the fence a twig with roots and told us to stick it in the ground. It grew pretty large that year alone but it was just sticks and leaves. This year, berries have popped out.
Nick told us that they're blueberries…
"Don't you mean raspberries?" Farmer No. 1 replied.
"Yeah, blueberries" Nick said.
Clearly they're not blueberries and Farmer No. 1 sacrificed life and limb by trying one and reports that they're not even raspberries.